Time for three more minutes of sapphic hijinks with the girls of Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san. What puns and sight gags will the present us with today? I don't know, but there's one way we can find out. LET'S ANIME IT UP DUDES AND DUDINES!
What Happens
Aki and Inugami are walking to school and Inugami's all chipper and shit. Aki's like, "Yo WTF? Why are you so upbeat today?" to which Inugami's like, "BAM! Catnip tea!" Aki's like, "Why do you have that?" and Inugami gets an evil look on her face and replies, "I'm going to make Nekoyama drink it of course."
She then reveals her plan in its entirety to Aki like all good villains are wont to do. She says she's going to wait util lunch and then switch Nekoyama's tea with the catnip tea, and after Nekoyama drinks it she will get drunk and become super affectionate. I am perplexed by this plan. If catnip is going to get her fucked up does that mean she is actually a cat and not just a little lesbian with a mullet and weird cat ear hair chunks sticking out of the top of her head?
At school Inugami's all like, "AW YE YE! GOOD MORNING! WOOOOO!"
Nekoyama's like, "Uh, what's her deal Aki?" and instead of being like, "She's going to roofie you at lunch and molest you," she instead is like, "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!" and gives her a bamboo sword.
At lunch Aki and Inugami kick each other under the table while Nekoyama thinks to herself, "I think they're flirting or something." She demands to know what's up and Inugami springs into action, but before she can roofie Nekoyama with catnip Aki's like, "NOT ON MY WATCH!" and karates the bottle out of Inugami's hands. Unfortunately it lands on Nekoyama's head and proceeds to get her drunk.
She asks if it's alcohol, which Inugami says it is. Nekoyama then tells Inugami to lick it all up. Inugami proceeds to do so and Nekoyama looks all orgasmic and shit. Aki breaks the fourth wall and screams that they're going to cause the show to have to air later at night so Nekoyama asks if Aki will lick her too. Aki will not. Nekoyama shrugs and is like, "That figures. Licking is a dog's specialty after all."
She kisses Inugami which causes Inugami's head to explode in a geyser of blood. Inugami collapses on the ground and the Nekoyama goes to kiss her again, but she's drunk so she just headbutts her and collapses on the ground next to her.
Later Inugami and Aki are walking home and Inugami's all like, "That was not how I imagined this going, but I think I'm hooked! Please give me back my catnip tea!"
At Nekoyama's house she wakes up and recalls all the zany shit that happened and declares that she'll die if she thinks too much about it.
And that's it...
Thoughts
This was a pretty solid three minutes of zaniness with lesbian overtones. Of the episodes I've seen this one was probably the best one yet since it gave us more insight into the three main characters and was pretty funny to boot, though your mileage may vary depending on how serious you feel about a high school girl attempting to roofie her classmate with catnip to take advantage of her in an amorous fashion.
Giant Robots: Nope.
Lesbian Subtext: Yup. One girl licked another girl's feet and then they kissed.
Boobs: Nope.
Body Horror: Nope.
Magical Teen Girls: Nope.
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