I've decided to go the anime short route this time around and review a thing that has episodes that clock in at like 3 minutes a piece because I have a short attention span. I don't know anything about this really beside the fact that it's about girls in high school and about cats and dogs maybe. Hopefully it's less "THIS IS REALLY DEEP! PSYCH! NOT REALLY!" than the last thing I looked at was because I don't want to have to think about shit while watching a stupid cartoon show.
What Happens
Inugami is a 16 year old high school girl. She loves cats but acts like a dog or something (her ponytail wags when she's happy or excited about things for example). Nekoyama is also a 16 year old high school girl. She loves dogs but is cat-like or something (her hair sticks up like cat ears and maybe she can lick her own butthole or something...I don't know).
Inugami's friend introduces them to one another since Nekoyama's in the friend's class at school or something. They instantly fall in love with one another and then have a conversation about what Nekoyama likes about dogs. She likes that they can learn stuff like "shake." Inugami then proceeds to shake like a dog would and everyone freaks out for some reason.
Later in class Nekoyama imagines Inugami and her friend who I guess is named Aki getting it on and gets all flustered. Out in the hall Inugami overhears people talking about cats in heat keeping them up at night and imagines Nekoyama being in heat too...because ANIME!
It's time for gym and Nekoyama can't find her clothes. Inugami shows up and is like, "Yo check Aki's bag maybe she has them for some unknown reason!" This proves to be true and everyone's like, "Yo, how did you know?!" and she's like, "I can smell Nekoyama from like 100 meters away...because I have dog powers."
Later still the girls are walking in the hall. I guess school's done for the day or something. Aki's like, "You have a dog at home don't you Inugami?" She actually has three dogs. Nekoyama asks if she can come over and see them sometime. Inugami's like, "Sure! Why not now...my parents aren't home so you could even stay until morning!" Aki is worried about this.
They go to Inugami's house and Nekoyama asks to pet the dogs. She pets them and one of them licks her face which causes Inugami to scold the dog and then get all apologetic.
Dogs!
Inugami then proceeds to lick Nekoyama's face herself to clean her. This does not please Nekoyama who rightfully declares that Inugami's mouth is probably dirtier than the dogs. This is true I saw it on Mythbusters before.
Nekoyama later declares she wishes she could stay there forever with the dogs. This prompts Inugami to ask Nekoyama to marry her but is shot down. Inugami demands to know why and Nekoyama replies, "Because if I say yes now people will think I only said yes because of your dogs."
And that's it...
Thoughts
It's three minutes of jokes and puns and lesbians and then a Japanese pop song during the end credits. It's not the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life but it was straightforward and easy to watch, plus nothing about it made me angry or want to wreck house on shit so it has that going for it. The episode length doesn't really allow for that much character exploration beyond, "This girl acts like a dog. This girl acts like a cat. This girl is the audience stand-in," but it's mostly okay. I may have watched the entire series already.
Giant Robots: Nope.
Lesbian Subtext: It's not really subtext if girls outright ask one another to get married is it?
Boobs: Nope.
Body Horror: Nope.
Magical Teen Girls: Nope.
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